You stand in the freezer for hours and hours. No one seems to notice you inside the freezer. You decide that you need to turn up the coldness in order for this idea of yours to work. You reach far into the back of the freezer and turn down the temperature with a dial. Days go by and you're deathly cold and hungry, but you finally black out. You awaken 100,000 years in the future.
As you find out in this futuristic time, ass implants are as common as getting a pair of reading glasses.

What shall ye do?

- Get a pair of "ass implants"

- Explore and do cool future shit

- Kill yourself